June 2012
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Why did my hair become more curled while I slept?
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“ Congratulations. You’ve killed a sentient being.”
I just told my imaginary friend that they aren’t real. I feel bad now.
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May 2012
I highly recommend rolling around in the wet grass at 4 am while it’s drizzling.
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I need someone to fuck me in the ass.
lousy
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I need to stop thinking about parallel universes.
The rain dripping off of the roof sounds like someone jerking off outside my window. It even sped up. I’m going to pretend God is jerking off at the sight of the glow on my face from the computer screen. He really likes the way it reflects off of my glasses.
I should be on the moon right now.
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All the people who got to see me driving while eating an orange creamsicle are the luckiest people alive. Purple and orange like you’ve never seen it before.
